André Alexis Headlines Lawn Party & Outdoor Reading

Join us on Sunday, August 27th at 3 p.m. to welcome the Giller-winning author of Fifteen Dogs

We're thrilled to host André Alexis, among our nation's most celebrated novelists, at next Sunday's lawn party and outdoor reading at the farm. He'll be joined by two of Windsor's best loved writers: author, poet, and professor André Narbonne, whose most recent short story collection, Twelve Miles to Midnight, was shortlisted for the Danuta Gleed Award; and the widely-anthologized poet Dorothy Mahoney. Come out for this rare opportunity to meet an author The Windsor Star recently named "the current toast of the Canadian literary scene."

Date: Sunday, August 27th
Time: 3 - 6 p.m.
Location: Woodbridge Farm
Address: 619 Woodbridge Lane, Kingsville, ON (map)
RSVP: Facebook event page /
Rain Location: Pelee Island Winery (455 Seacliff Dr, Kingsville, ON N9Y 2K5)

In addition to everything we've offered in the past—free refreshments, relaxed atmosphere, old-time jazz from the 20s and 30s, and books on sale for signing—we're excited to share new swag and samples, including:

  • Free pour-over coffee tastings from Kingsville's first organic gourmet roaster, Red Lantern Coffee Co.;
  • Free giftcard giveaways courtesy of our best independent, locally-owned restaurants and businesses, including The Butcher of Kingsville, The Main Grill & Ale House, Merlis' Coffeehouse & Eatery, and more;
  • Our inaugural Random Review Copy Raffle, where everyone gets a chance to win books.

We'll be taking very short breaks between each author's presentation, then enjoying the rest of the afternoon under a lazy shade. It's our last outdoor event of the summer. Don't miss out.


A sample of our prize giveaways, including gift certificates from Kingville's best establishments and new works by Margaret Atwood, Diane Schoemperlen, and others.

A sample of our prize giveaways, including gift certificates from Kingville's best establishments
and new works by Margaret Atwood, Diane Schoemperlen, and others.

Registration Opens for André Alexis' Master Class in Experimental Fiction

A limited number of seats remain open for Giller-winning author André Alexis' master class in experimental fiction, scheduled for Saturday, August 26th, from 10 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. This is a rare opportunity to learn craft from the author of Fifteen Dogs, perhaps the nation's most celebrated novel in recent memory. Light summer lunch included. Cost: $149.95 + HST. Course description:

What is experimental fiction? What draws authors to the form? How can innovation add depth and meaning to a narrative, or shape a work in lieu of a narrative? Commencing with a morning lecture, followed by an afternoon of guided writing exercises, award-winning novelist André Alexis takes students through the theory and practice of a tradition popularized, in recent years, by Zadie Smith, George Saunders, and Alexis himself.

For more on Alexis, please see his bio on our Residencies page.

Attendees of Diane Schoemperlen's June memoir master class raved about the instruction, welcoming atmosphere, intimacy, and food. To reserve your spot, email Seats are filling quickly.

Students of Diane Schoemperlen's June master class in memoir writing

Students of Diane Schoemperlen's June master class in memoir writing


Summer Harvest Begins, and Writer Max Ross Visits

Most of our ancestors spent their summers in a stoop. Not all did. Some rode horses into other horses, sniffed game trails, threw clay, or cast nets, but, for the preponderate number of peasants in our collective line, stooping was definitely the most popular pursuit of the season. And why not? Ancient grains don't reap themselves.

We still stoop today, of course, but it's often over a computer, for want of a posture-correcting Aeron chair. Slouching is the new stooping, and its practice extends far beyond the month of July. Whether a life of slumping is progress over several months in full-stoop, intermingled with generous periods of genuflecting, skulking, folk dancing, fleeing, and kowtowing, I'm not smart enough to say—but it does feel good to occasionally return to your roots.

My friend Max Ross discovered this during his trip here. I took him up on his offer to help me in the garden. We stooped to harvest garlic—over a hundred bulbs. Then we graded them on the gravel drive, before trimming their stems and roots and hanging them to cure. Honestly, I did the trimming and hanging on my own. After zealously throwing himself to the labor of garlic plucking, which lasted a heroic ten minutes, Max preferred to spend the remainder of the day on a couch, napping and reading Knausgård. We all have our own ancestors to impress.

I've been friends with Max for nearly a decade. We met at New York University's graduate program for fiction, where the two of us attended workshops and classes together. His fiction, which is always very funny, has been published in several well-regarded journals, including American Short Fiction, The Common, and elsewhere. His essays, reporting, and reviews (as funny) have been featured in the New York Times, Boston Globe, L.A. Review of Books, and online at The New Yorker. My favorite of his work was written for the latter: a short, Talk of the Town-style piece about a radically egalitarian soccer organization in Minnesota, where Max was born and raised. He currently lives with his girlfriend in San Francisco, a shining city where agriculture is something its citizens expect to be sustainable and trucked in from elsewhere.

One Saturday afternoon during his week-long stay, the two of us enjoyed the company of the Gombai Art Collective, a loose fraternity of local painters. They held a gathering by the lake. Though Max spent the majority of their visit reading (more Knausgård), he looked up when someone noticed an object falling from the sky. It splashed down a mile offshore. One painter described it as a huge, half-deflated balloon, "but with heft." Another claimed he'd conjured it through sheer force of mind. Debate ensued about whether we should swim out to identify the thing, which barely floated. But then it was swallowed by the lake. So we barbecued sausages, eggplant, and summer squash instead.

The latter two items were harvested from the garden, which is now in high season. These days my neighbors, parents, and I are enjoying nightly helpings of beans, tomatoes, sweet onions, cucumbers, beets, watermelon, and more. There's so much produce, in fact, that I might put a stand out by the road. That would mark a first, and reestablish the Woodbridge Farm as a working farm, rather than just an ancestral place name. Hawking produce is something I've thought of doing for years. It's an honest ambition—the sort of dream you stoop to.

Our June lawn party and twin launches for Diane Schoemperlen, with Marty Gervais and D.A. Lockhart

From left to right: Governor General's Award-winning author Diane Schoemperlen, Windsor Poet Laureate Marty Gervais, and author D.A. Lockhart. Photo credit: Sharon Hanna, c/o Marty Gervais

From left to right: Governor General's Award-winning author Diane Schoemperlen, Windsor Poet Laureate Marty Gervais, and author D.A. Lockhart. Photo credit: Sharon Hanna, c/o Marty Gervais

Yesterday was one of the hottest June days in the history of the Detroit-Windsor region. Temperatures reached well into the 90s. But on the lake in Kingsville, just outside the concrete sprawl of the city, it was cool enough for at least one woman to don a sweater. She was the exception among the fifty-plus people who came to enjoy readings from authors Diane Schoemperlen, Marty Gervais, and D.A. Lockhart—yet everyone felt the difference. A lakeside breeze makes even the swampiest summers tolerable.

In all, we really couldn't have asked for a better afternoon. Each of our guest authors entertained in their own way, while everyone socialized and kept refreshed during breaks. Our friend Tim Swaddling played old 78s from the 30s and 40s, dutifully flipping sides and changing records every few minutes, while the folks from Biblioasis served pie.

D.A. Lockhart started us off with some light poetry. He read pieces from a previous collections, then a sonnet from a forthcoming book he and other poets in Windsor's so-called "Group of Seven" are publishing this fall, under Black Moss Press, in celebration of Canada's 150th anniversary. Much of Lockhart's work seems grounded in the traditions of the Leni Lenape, which I find fascinating. A member of the Moravian of the Thames First Nation, located outside of Chatham, he currently lives in Windsor with his wife Emily and their young son.

Photo credit: Marty Gervais

Photo credit: Marty Gervais

About a half-hour after Lockhart read, historian Sharon Hanna introduced Windsor's Poet Laureate, Marty Gervais. Always a crowd favorite, he told anecdotes and recited a few of his more recent poems, then turned to a fascinating passage on how Windsor's car culture contributed to the destruction of the city's architectural treasures. The section was read from his forthcoming memoir, The Disappeared: Five Days Walking the Five Towns, out from Biblioasis this fall.

Finally, our guest and headliner, Diane Schoemperlen, read the preface of her newest full-length book, First Things First: Early and Uncollected Stories, also published by Biblioasis. The essay brought us through Diane's career as a young writer, ending with a reflection on the lessons she's learned. Chief among them: Be stubborn. "Whereas confidence is a flighty temperamental quality that will always wax and wane," she read, "stubbornness is a good solid thing, not always wise but certainly reliable, steadfast, and dependable."

In addition to the launch of First Things First, the event was also (in an appropriately relaxed way) the launch of our new press, Woodbridge Farm Books, and its first title: One Thing Leads to Another: An Essay on Collage, also by Diane. They all came with hand-made collage bookmarks by the author herself. Each is unique. Both her book and chapbook sold well, as did titles by Daniel and Marty. Always a welcome thing to see people loaded down with new reads.

Bookmarks, numbered and signed. Image courtesy of Diane Schoemperlen

Bookmarks, numbered and signed. Image courtesy of Diane Schoemperlen

Couldn't make it out? Want a copy of Diane's chapbook? You can order it here. Only the next 20 come with bookmarks—those are all we have left. And once the limited run of 100 copies is finished, it's finished for good. So snap these collectable items up. All the other authors' books are available online and at independent bookstores near you. Thanks again to Biblioasis for partnering with us on this event and providing refreshments.

Many asked when our next lawn party is taking place. Mark this in your calendars: Sunday, August 27th from 3 - 6 p.m. We'll be joined by 2015 Giller Prize-winning author André Alexis, best known for his novel Fifteen Dogs, as well as local author André Narbonne and poet Dorothy Mahoney.

Big cheers for the authors. Big cheers to all those who came out. It was an excellent way to cap off a rich, successful weekend of literary events, following the sold out, full-day workshop on memoir writing that Diane held on Saturday.

Diane's workshop students, holding copies of her Taylor Prize shortlisted memoir, This Is Not My Life: A Memoir of Love, Prison, and Other Complications

Diane's workshop students, holding copies of her Taylor Prize shortlisted memoir, This Is Not My Life: A Memoir of Love, Prison, and Other Complications

Now time to spring back to the desk, with some pauses for tending the farm. More news soon.


A Managable Madness


We went and started a very small press.

Looking back, everything was growing toward it: the residencies, readings, workshops. What launched the effort, though, was more of a lark: over beers, I spoke with a friend about putting out a chapbook series. He agreed: it'd be fun. So I asked a few other people—people that might be able to help—and they were keen on the idea, too. To guarantee full creative ownership, we decided to do it ourselves. Not uncommon.

But so now here we are in early June, after several weeks of planning and collaboration, with the fruits of that labor: Woodbridge Farm Books' first title, "One Thing Leads to Another: An Essay on Collage," by the brilliant, GG Award-winning author Diane Schoemperlen. It's the first in the aforementioned series that we're calling Marginalia: Authors on Their Pastimes & Hobbies. Four of us hand-bound the books, which resemble very fine pamphlets, over a beautiful Sunday afternoon. When the job was done, we went for a swim in the lake and grilled hamburgers.

The edition turned out beautifully thanks to two amazing women: Diane, who not only wrote a captivating (and occasionally quite funny) essay on how collage making influenced her vocation as a writer, and vice versa, but also included original, black and white interior illustrations (including of her own work); and talented Windsor-based artist Julia "Julie" Hall, who designed, hand-lettered, and illustrated the cover. The generous use of negative space is something Julie's known for. Fits the tone of the series perfectly.

It's often easy to overlook the particular genius of professional typesetters. Most people just recognize bad typesetting; and then often only in an abstract sense: the page doesn't look quite right, or looks cheap, messy. That's not the case here. The reason—the reason for this project's realization, really—is thanks to my friend Chris Andrechek, a master of interior book design. Again: clean, minimalist, perfect.

For now, it's hard to imagine publishing anything more grand than these crisp, hand-made items. At least for the foreseeable future. The cost of running a small press—both in terms of time and money—is far greater than I'd care to spend. My focus is on my writing. But we'll see.

Might sound like hedging. It isn't. Just being careful what we wish for. Because, listen: this fun, collaborative effort, which is currently quite manageable, offers all the pleasures of publishing without many of the downsides. In other words: no throat-clenching heartbreak, all the joy of bringing a thing to life. We're starting small, devoted to quality.

You can buy our very first edition here. All are signed, and the first 20 copies come with Diane's colorful bookmarks. Each one is unique.

This Sunday marks the year's first big lawn party of the summer. Biblioasis, which appears on the verge of becoming a medium-sized press (with all the acclaimed authors and books needed to carry that prestigious, hard-won designation) will be there to launch Diane's latest book, First Things First: Early and Uncollected Stories. She'll be joined by our friends Marty Gervais, the Poet Laureate of Windsor (and memoirist, historian, publisher, photographer, journalist—the list of his talents goes on and on); and D.A. "Daniel" Lockhart, another local, multi-class literary star: poet, author, publisher.

You can find details on the party here. If you're around, I hope you'll come and celebrate Biblioasis' launch with us, and enjoy the day.


A Supposedly Fun Thing

Journalist Ryan Goldberg, photographed against the Detroit skyline

My friend Ryan Goldberg, a Brooklyn-based journalist, recently stayed at the Woodbridge Farm to write and watch birds. It's the perfect place and time to year to do the latter, according to Ryan, who's become somewhat zealous about the hobby. He spent most mornings working at the dining room table—finishing what he hoped to be the final draft of a long-form investigative piece for a prestigious American magazine I was asked not to name—before dashing off to nearby Point Pelee National Park. There he ticked several species off his "to see" list, including the rare Kirtland's Warbler, which NPR listeners might remember from this classic piece on Radiolab.

A boisterous Kirtland's warbler, photographed by Joel Trick

A boisterous Kirtland's warbler, photographed by Joel Trick

Ryan's visit purposefully coincided with the northern migration of birds, as well as the community's corresponding influx of birders, who fill up hotels, inns, AirBNBs, and restaurants across this southernmost tip of Canada—a region I've heard Weather Channel meteorologists unironically refer to as "extreme southwestern Ontario."

Several events cater to these binocular-toting tourists. The most popular might be Pelee Island's Springsong, a dinner and reading founded by Margaret Atwood and Graeme Gibson to benefit the Pelee Island Bird Observatory (or PIBO) and the Pelee Island Heritage Centre. This year's was the 16th annual event, though the first I've attended. Earlier iterations have featured notable authors like Miriam Toews and Alice Munro; Newfoundland poet and writer Michael Crummey was the 2017 headliner. At some point during the supper, local author Paul Vasey, the event's "M.C. for life" (so deemed by Atwood), asked all those who were not birders to raise their hands. After about a third of the 200-plus crowd did so, we were jovially booed by the rest, who slapped their tables and stomped their feet and rang their wine glasses. After two bottles of Riesling, those folk get rowdy.

Life was calmer back at the farm in Kingsville. Though Ryan's written for The New York Times, Deadspin, ProPublica, The Village Voice, Men’s Journal, and other august outlets, he hasn't let cosmopolitan life scare him away from dirt and grease. Both he and his girlfriend Angie, who teaches architecture at the University of Syracuse, eagerly pitched in around the property, weeding garden beds and helping me attach the tiller to our '84 Kubota tractor. Thanks to the two of them, a tremendous amount of work got done.

But the best gift of their stay—apart from the excellent company and a sleek new set of Eagle Optics binoculars—was the work Ryan put into cataloging the many birds that migrated through our woodlot. Over about two weeks, he spotted nearly sixty independent species — a majority of which I'd never heard of before, including the Ruby-crowned Kinglet, Swainson's Thrush, Red-eyed Vireo, American Redstart, Black-throated Green Warbler, Eastern Wood-Pewee, and more. You can browse his entire "backyard list" here on eBird, a "real-time, online checklist program" run by the Cornell Lab of Ornithology and National Audubon Society.

A Black-throated Green Warbler

A Black-throated Green Warbler

The sheer variety of life that passes through here each spring is remarkable. Especially to me, given my prior obliviousness to it. Ryan considers this one of the appeals of birding: like all the best hobbies, it opens a door to a hidden world. Though I find that world more fascinating now than I did before they arrived, I'm happy to keep focused on the practice of sustainable farming and literature. But, with luck, we'll be joined by Ryan and Angie again next year, when—supposing more luck—they'll update us on the state of migration.


SOLD OUT: Diane Schoemperlen's memoir master class is now full; waiting list opens

Within about a week of opening registration, we're excited to announce that Diane Schoemperlen's class has sold out. Students interested in the course are encouraged to sign up on our waiting list. You can do this by emailing me at Please note that due to an assignment that leaves me without access to the internet for several days, a response might be delayed for up to a week. But one will come.

Please also note that the outdoor launch of Diane's new book First Things First: Selected Stories, published by the great Biblioasis, is open to the public. Diane will be reading with Windsor's beloved poet laureate Marty Gervais and D.A. Lockhart on Sunday, June 11th at 3 - 6 p.m. All are encouraged to attend. For more information, and to RSVP, please see the event listing on Facebook. It's also listed on our events page.

Many thanks to all those who wrote to express their interest in participating in Diane's class. For those keen in staying updated on future programming, please email me at the address above to be added to our newsletter, and follow us on Facebook here. Thank you.

Giller Prize winner André Alexis to visit the Woodbridge Farm in August

Born in Trinidad and raised in Canada, Alexis is perhaps best known for his Giller-winning novel Fifteen Dogs.

Born in Trinidad and raised in Canada, Alexis is perhaps best known for his Giller-winning novel Fifteen Dogs.

Last year, after founding the Woodbridge Farm Writers' Retreat, I sat down to write my invitation wish list. Diane Schoemperlen, who we're hosting in June, was near the very top. So was the great André Alexis, perhaps best known for his bestselling 2015 novel Fifteen Dogs — currently in the running for this year's Canada Reads title. Well, luck struck twice. Today I'm very excited to announce that André, winner of Yale University's Windham-Campbell Prize, the Scotiabank Giller Prize, and the Rogers' Writers Trust Fiction Prize, accepted our invitation: he'll be joining the Woodbridge Farm as our August 2017 author-in-residence. More on André can be found at our retreat page.

We're thrilled to host him.

But now here's the best part. In addition to staying and writing in Kingsville, André has generously offered to teach a class on experimental fiction writing. This incredible opportunity for writers of all levels will take place on Saturday, August 26th. If that wasn't enough, he's also agreed to headlining a free outdoor reading at the Woodbridge Farm with Windsor-Essex authors Andre Narbonne (Twelve Miles to Midnight) and Dorothy Mahoney (Off-Leash) the very next day, on Sunday, August 27th at 3 p.m. Details about the reading will be announced shortly on our events page. If you're interested in taking André's class, be sure to contact me at to inquire about reserving a spot. Please note that space is very limited; we're capping it at fifteen students.

As always, the best way to stay current on our programming is by following us on Facebook and signing up for our periodic email newsletter.

We're grateful to André, first and foremost — but huge thanks also to goes out to our tremendous supporters in the local media, especially veteran reporter and best-selling author Craig Pearson, who interviewed us on a forthcoming article about André's upcoming stay and our retreat for The Windsor Star (due out soon, from what I gather); the amazing Bob Steele, host of CBC Windsor's Afternoon Drive, who's having me on the air later today (tune into 91.9 FM this afternoon); and Kingsville's mayor and Reporter editor Nelson Santos, whose contributions to our town are too many to number. A big thanks also to all the staff at André amazing Toronto-based publisher, Coach House Books, especially publisher-editor Alana Wilcox and publicist extraordinaire Jessica Rattray.

With both of our 2017 summer authors-in-residence now announced, it's time for another tantalizing teaser: we plan on unveiling an exciting new project soon. It's a biggie. Stay tuned.

Registration opens for Diane Schoemperlen's June 10th Memoir Masterclass

Diane Schoemperlen's most recent book, above, was named a finalist for the 2017 RBC Taylor Prize

Diane Schoemperlen's most recent book, above, was named a finalist for the 2017 RBC Taylor Prize

We're excited to announce that registration is now open for author Diane Schoemperlen's June 10th masterclass, titled "Yes, This IS My Life: Honesty, Misery, and Memoir." Seats are very limited, with only nine of fifteen left open. To secure a spot, please email

This immersive class, which starts at 10 a.m. and ends at 3 p.m., is meant to help each student approach, conceptualize, and write about a subject or experience that had a profound effect on their life. The total cost is $129.95, plus HST (lunch included). A $30 deposit is required.

Divided into two parts, the morning session begins with a two-hour lecture on how Schoemperlen wrote This Is Not My Life, a memoir about her troubled relationship with a convicted felon. Special focus is given to writing process itself, offering students insight into how Schoemperlen was able to complete a book that she — a Governor General's Award-winning novelist — considers "the hardest thing [she's] ever written."

After breaking for a refreshing, buffet-style summer lunch, the afternoon commences with memoir writing exercises lead by Schoemperlen. Discussion is opened to questions from the class, with special attention placed on the practical aspects of process and craft.

As an optional bonus, if interested, students are invited to submit a ten-page, double-spaced writing sample, which Schoemperlen will read, comment on, and return.

The workshop will take place on The Woodbridge Farm in Kingsville, Ontario. Please direct any questions to Grant, at References to local bed & breakfasts are available for those interested.

Given how infrequently authors of Schoemperlen's stature visit the region, demand for spots is expected to be high. Reserve your seat now!

Governor General's Award winning author Diane Schoemperlen to visit Woodbridge Farm in June

Schoemperlen was recently named a finalist for the prestigious 2017 Taylor Prize for Nonfiction

Schoemperlen was recently named a finalist for the prestigious 2017 Taylor Prize for Nonfiction

We're so excited to announce our first author in residence of 2017: Diane Schoemperlen, perhaps best known for her 1998 Governor General's Award winning Forms of Devotion: Stories and Pictures. She'll be visiting us from Kingston, Ontario in June. Over the past year, Diane's garnered tremendous praise for her bestselling, Taylor Prize shortlisted book, This Is Not My Life: A Memoir of Love, Prison, and Other Complications (HarperCollins Canada). The work, which chronicles her six-year relationship with a man convicted of second-degree murder, was heralded as "riveting" by Maclean's and a book that "should be compulsory reading for young adults" by Quill & Quire. 

Not only will Diane be staying at the farm, she'll also be leading our first master class on Saturday, June 10th. After teaching successful courses elsewhere—including, most recently, at Kingston WritersFest's excellent Writers Studio—she was enthusiastic about sharing her knowledge of memoir writing with those in our region. Given Diane's prize-winning career, this is an extraordinary opportunity for anyone interested in the form. Details will be announced shortly. In the meantime, you can learn more by visiting our Events page.

While there, you'll see that Diane will be joining local favorites Marty Gervais and Daniel Lockhart for the year's first outdoor reading on Sunday, June 11th, from 3 - 6 p.m. Like last year, we're going to be spinning old 78s, enjoying the breeze off the lake, and lounging about while listening to some excellent writing. Unlike last year, we're making the afternoon even more special by partnering with Windsor's own Biblioasis to launch Diane's First Things First: Selected Stories, a gathering of her earliest and uncollected short stories. In addition to generously organizing the funds needed to bring Diane to Kingsville, Biblioasis will also also be supplying delicious refreshments. Details can be found on our Events page. To RSVP (which we'd very much appreciate), please follow this link to its Facebook event page.

We're stoked to host Diane, bring her to read with Marty and Daniel, help Biblioasis launch her book, and introduce her to our friends here in Windsor-Essex. She's not just a brilliant author, but a wonderfully engaging, down-to-earth person.

More announcements, including the big reveal of our August author in residence, are coming soon.